Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Long strong of expletives

Dear sock:

I hate you so freaking much. It's SO not my fault that I cast on a number of stitches that isn't divisible by four. I don't WANNA start over again!

You are a big dumb jerk.

Hate hate hate!

How am I going to fix this? It's a good thing I like them so much, because otherwise they'd be a... a... pair of mittens or something. And a hat.


grace said...

I have felt and understand your pain. Now would be a good time to take a deep breath and then go have a beverage of the alcoholic sort before tackling the sock again. You'll feel better. Promise.

amy said...

How many did you cast on? A multiple of 4 could be as few as 2 increases or decreases away-that's what I would do if I had already made it pretty far into the sock and didn't want to frog.

Also, I can never find the post a comment button on your blog, the gray blends into the pink. Not enough contrast

Stick said...

I'm with Grace. Drink. It will help.

Emily said...

I had rum to help me through the hard times...

heather said...

Hope you figured it out - I would second Amy. Also Grace. Let us know.